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Mike
Mike

Mike or Mikey,

Full name Michael Ray, just a bit younger than me and quite a bit taller, six feet six inches to be precise, some say he has a breeding pair of golden eagles nesting on his head, who knows, airline pilots? Mike has been drumming for about 20 years and still attends drum lessons every Sunday, so you could say he likes drumming, so much so, that to sit next to him with his ever drumming legs will have you wobbling like an overloaded washing machine on full spin.

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Drumming

Boobies

Beer

Doing wheelies on his Fireblade

 

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The Welsh

Stu
Disco Stu
Stu, AKA Disco Stu

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Camping, Camping it up & Disco music

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Cats

The Rockford files

Kath
Disco Kath

Kath AKA Disco Kath.

There's an old saying round these parts: You can please some of the people all of the time and you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please Kath!

Kath knows what she likes and likes what she knows and she knows that the Renault 5 are innocent.

 

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What she likes

What she knows

 

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That tune that everybody else loves

Daz
Jonny Long Pants

Daz AKA Jonny Long Pants

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Dave
Dave

Dave AKA Dangerous Dav AKA Dave DAD

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Erica
Erica

Erica

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Kerry
Kerry

Kerry

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Loz
Loz

Loz, full name Lawrence O’Neil.

Loz laughs a lot, likes the occasional rest between smokes (very occasional), know for building the most dangerous and smoky doobies in the northern hemisphere, in fact; I usually ring the fire brigade as soon as he starts “wrapping one” hence why I call him Backdraft. Likes to drive, which is why he was always destined to have his own courier company. Good for you son.

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A smoke

Corrie

Lager

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Spending money

Ray
Ray

Ray or Raymondo.

Nobody knows Ray’s real name, though some say it is X15ZZ8PNR-2, and that he was built in a factory in the West Midlands in the early seventies? Who knows? Ray likes fast bikes, fast cars and would rather drink a gallon of petrol than eat a carrot. He doesn’t suffer fools, though recently has developed the ability to just walk away from them rather than shaking them by the neck, possibly due to a software update?

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Fast bikes

Fast cars

Stella

A smoke

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Fools

Carrots

Ste
Steve

Ste aka Piggy,

A nickname he earned whilst serving in the RAF. He won’t disclose why he earned the name, though rumour has it that it involved a Wing Commander’s daughter, 5 gallons of vegetable oil, 2 rashers of bacon and a tutu? Steve likes to live dangerously and is the only person I know that has been rescued by the coast guard helicopter crew, twice! 

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Climbing up things

Flying

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Falling off things

Crashing

Bad films

Running out of paper

Toby
Toby

Toby aka OB1 (The Toby).

Toby is a quiet sort of guy (a bit like me), that only expends energy on expelling words when it is absolutely necessary, for instance, if he were to notice that you were on fire; he probably wouldn’t want to bother you about it until the fire had taken hold, and was significant enough to warrant urgent attention. Toby has the ability to make a popgun sound with his ears. Extraordinary.

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Star Trek

2 sugars in his coffee

A good film

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2 sugars in his tea

Being stabbed

Lee
Lee Lee or Flee, full name Lee Christopher, yes, I know. Owing to Lee’s hatred of natural daylight and propensity to keeping his curtains closed at all times, maybe there is more of a connection with Dracula than his anagrammed name might suggest? Lee has an A+ degree in sarcasm and can destroy the smartest of smart arses with a single cutting one liner. Lee is 17 feet tall.

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A smoke

Gingerbread

Family Guy

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Sunlight

Heat above 0 degrees Celsius

Getting up before 1pm

Jo
JoMongo

Jo aka Mongo aka Anadin aka The Noise

One of the first things I noticed when I first met Jo, was how clearly I could hear her every word, not that unusual you might think, but quite impressive given the fact that we were standing about ten feet from a 30 kilowatt sound system, which was frankly; struggling to compete. I always refer to Mongo as being like somebody else's baby; great fun, quite small and cute, but a relief to leave behind when its time to go home!


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Vodka

Dirty Cola Cubes

Big Brother

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Not getting her own way

Not being the centre of attention

Peace & quiet

Greenie
Neil & Caz

Greenie aka Neil aka Grumpy.

Greenie has a bit of a reputation for being a bit intolerant, bad tempered and generally lacking in a sense of humour. I would like to take this opportunity to affirm that this reputation is unfair and unjust. He is actually very intolerant and bad tempered, but he does; in fact have a very good, if a bit evil sense of humour, and an amazingly high threshold for loud noise (Just as well given that Jo Mongo is his partner). Greenie has a fearsome appearance, so fearsome that I’ve actually been asked to pixelate the accompanying photo to the left as this is a family website. Lets just say; you wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. Don’t be fooled by the close proximity of my partner Caz, she works in a veterinary clinic and as such; is used to dealing with and calming scary beasts.

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A good party

Manchester United

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Pretty much everything else, send large s.a.e. for list (box set DVD in PDF format)